The trajectory isn’t the same as if it were a bullet. Now, I’m no physicist but, I’m guessing there wouldn’t be enough momentum from a knife ricocheting off something, and staying that high in the air. For example, someone throwing a knife, Ladybug lifts the metal briefcase as a shield, and the knife bounces off it and goes into the chest of the person that threw it. A few times you’ll think of Jackie Chan type of stuff, but even those scenes were ruined by things happening you can’t buy.
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Some of the fight scenes were cool (the director was involved in John Wick and his first movie was Atomic Blonde, which stunk, aside from the fight scenes). That’s a woman named Prince (Joey King), who pairs up with Kimura in ways that are utterly ridiculous. There’s Kimura (Andrew Koji), who wants to find the person that pushed his boy off a building. One of the Boomslang snakes gets out of a different suitcase and is slithering around, so my wife leaned over and said, “This movie should have been called ‘Snake on a Train’.”Īnyway, back to the other train passengers. But at least it provided for the best moment I had in the film. Combine that with the fact that she’d have to get these exotic snakes and get the poison out of them…seems a lot easier to just use a poison that’s quicker and easier to acquire. The second is that the venom from that snake often takes hours before it has an effect on humans. The first is that at a flashback of a wedding, seeing everyone bleeding from their eyes, ears, and mouth at once – as if they all got the poison at the same time. There’s a hired killer named Hornet (Zazie Beetz), who likes to call everyone “bitch.” She also likes to use venom from an African Boomslang snake to kill her victims. They handcuff him to his seat and…talk Thomas the Tank with him. They’re bringing it to a feared Russian crime boss named White Death (Michael Shannon), alone with his son, who is a bit of a Hunter Biden character. Tangerine and Lemon are the ones with the silver briefcase. Ladybug refused to bring a gun, because after psychiatrist visits and a new perspective, he’s all about spouting goofy phrases like: “only hurt people hurt people.” Yet others on the train make that impossible. His job is to simply jump on a bullet train, steal a silver briefcase, and leave.
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By the 50th time, you’ll wish this train would've gone off the tracks and killed these bozos.įor some reason, Ladybug (Brad Pitt’s code name) has to stay on the phone with his boss (Sandra Bullock) the entire time, as he contemplates leaving the train, or talking about all his bad luck. We’re supposed to be amused that the two bickering hit men always argue over the kids show Thomas the Tank Engine. The annoying cockney accent Johnson displays is a Guy Ritchie bit (from the character Brad Pitt also played before in a Ritchie film). But director David Leitch and these horrible screenwriters (Zak Okewicz) aren’t content with those two characters just ripping off Tarantino. The Reservoir Dogs bit is that two contract killers are code named “Lemon” (Brian Tyree Henry) and “Tangerine” (Aaron Johnson), and they don’t like being a “pair of fruits.” (remember the bickering of code name colors for Mr. Oh, and Pitt sometimes channels the same dumb character he played in Tarantino’s first script – True Romance. Oh, and there’s a suitcase everyone is after. There’s Pulp Fiction (Brad Bitt’s character wanting to quit this life and live peacefully, the way Samuel Jackson wanted to in Pulp Fiction). It borrowed so much from Quentin Tarantino, and did it all so poorly.
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